Saturday, March 20, 2010

'Remember Me' is a film for the soul


Life lessons are always the toughest to learn, and accept. But they constantly force you to remember what truly matters. Acceptance is hard for all of us and the one of the only things in life, that we can never change. There are not many films that can convey this. "Remember Me" does it with ease.

Now, in a blog that respects great entertainment, you somehow wouldn't expect Robert Pattinson to be in that category. But today, I will have to make an exception. I have been excited to see "Remember Me" for months now, looking forward to seeing what Pattinson can do outside of "Twilight". Although, I'm sure most audience members bought tickets just to see Edward Cullen in another movie, "Remember Me" can stand alone without members of Team Edward supporting it.

In a movie where the trailers deceive the audience about the true story, "Remember Me" delivers an emotional roller coaster of subtle proportions. Tyler Hawkins (Pattinson) is a young college student about to turn 22, who hates his emotionally distant father (Pierce Brosnan) and fights endlessly for his 11 year old sister, Caroline, played by the fantastic Ruby Jerins. Hounded by the fear of an uncertain future because of the suicide of his brother, Michael, on his 22nd birthday, Tyler is at loss of what to do with life except to simply live it. And he does, with the only thing that matters to him, his sister. But when he is given a dare to date the daughter (Emilie de Ravin) of the Detective (Chris Cooper) that arrested him a few days earlier, everything changes. Life becomes something more than he expected as he slowly falls for Ally.

Of course, there is a love story. However, this movie is anything but a chick flick. Written by first time writer Will Fetters, you also wrote Summit Entertainment's upcoming "Letters to Juliet", the story however subtle, finds a way to creep in and unleash a roaring amount of emotion from the audience. It is a story about seeking forgiveness and learning how to live with grief. As an aspiring screenwriter myself, I was truly impressed with Fetters abilities to connect with movie goers. In the film, Tyler keeps a journal, that we eventually learn are letters to his dead brother. At the beginning, he begins an entry with a quote from Gandhi: "Whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it's very important that you do it." This is what the story is all about. All the characters must come to a realization that you may not be significant to the world, but you can be a significant part in the lives of others. And the life of Tyler Hawkins is just an example of that. It's authentic and poignant in its subtlety, especially with the twist at the end.

The last few moments are the most powerful, reminding the audience that life isn't full of happy endings, but rather, is a long string of good and tragic ones. And somehow, we are able to unite and move forward.

I always knew Robert Pattinson was a great actor. And if you ever doubt it, watch this movie. When he finds a way to match up to the acting brilliance that is Pierce Brosnan in what is I think, the best scene of the movie, there can be no doubts. He truly does shine in this film. Now, I wouldn't say it is award winning by any means, but everything about this film is heart-wrenching and real. At the end, the writer found a way to make the life of Tyler Hawkins matter to everyone. That above everything else, is what truly impressed me.

Although the critics do not quite agree with me and the majority of those that have loved the movie, I highly recommend it. There is quite a lot of controversy about the major twist at the end, that it cheats you as an audience member. Here, you have spent the last 90 minutes falling in love with the character for it to end the way it does. Now, I would usually spoil the ending, but this one...you will have to see and experience for yourself. It is so shocking, I wouldn't dare ruin it. But, I firmly believe this uproar from critics and many others leaving the theater angry with the ending is the point of the film. That's the way you are supposed to feel. In fact, without this ending, it would leave you feeling empty. There are no secret intentions from the writer or director. This story is significant to everyone, and all of us have to find our own way to accept it and move on...just as we did after the real event. Life isn't perfect and full of cookie cutter endings. There is no formula or structure. It never ends the way we want it to. That is what this ending was trying to convey, and does so with flying colors.

"Remember Me" may just become one of the most underrated movies of the year.

I will never have a problem remembering this film. I am looking forward not only to the future work of Robert Pattinson after "Twilight", but also the future films of screenwriter Will Fetters. And I have to give major kudos to Summit Entertainment to taking a chance on this script.

There are very few films that follow you home, and resonate with you for days or maybe years to come. This will definitely be one you remember.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

The first Comic-Con adventure of the year


Thursday morning Comic-Con hotel reservations opened and to say it was chaos would be an understatement.
Instead of doing reservations the usual way, they decided to use this new fangled ridiculous system where everyone had to pick their top 12 hotels and then wait for an e-mail to tell them what hotel they received.

Unfortunately, what really happened was that everyone waited around all day, only to find out that they were put in a hotel that they had never requested that was miles away from the convention center.

For example all the places I requested were in the downtown area very close to the convention center, so naturally I was put five miles away in hotel circle. And apparently I wasn't the only one this happened to. Nearly everyone who registered Thursday morning had issues.

With the Anaheim convention center breathing down San Diego's neck this is the last thing they needed right now. The real problem is that with all the massive problems and three days straight of complaining attendees there has been no statement from comic-con on what happened.

A show like this is kept alive by the fans, so when you screw them over like this with no apologies it seems counterproductive. There's also the idea that there was no need to change the system in the first place. We all know going in that it will be difficult to get rooms for comic-con and we prepare for that but this new system added new headaches that were unnecessary.

With three and a half months to go Comic-Con has already alienated a majority of its audience. I can't wait to see what they do as the convention gets closer.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

'Justified:' Love at first sight



While I've always been a fan of Timothy Olyphant and have had a crush on him since "The Broken Hearts Club," I was about two minutes into the premiere episode of "Justified" when I fell completely crazy in love.


Olyphant is one of those actors who has been in a lot of great things and has had some fantastic supporting roles, but hasn't really had a breakthrough, until now.

"Justified" is the rare show that links the actor with the perfect role. As US Marshal Raylan Givens, Olyphant is the perfect blend of cool, charm and badass tough guy. I immediately thought of Steve McQueen while watching.

The show is based on a series of Elmore Leonard stories featuring Givens. Olyphant is tailor made to be the hero of a Leonard story.

In the first episode Givens is transferred from Miami back to his hometown in Kentucky after he shoots a ruthless drug dealer. His response to the inquiry is that the bad guy drew first so it was justified.

The show also features a stellar supporting cast that includes "The Shield's" Walton Goggins as an old friend of Raylan's who is now a crazy white supremacist terrorizing Givens's hometown.

Goggins is able to use all the intensity he developed on "The Shield" while also stretching his previously unknown comedy skills.

In its first episode "Justified" used its outstanding leading man, action packed story, dark humor and fantastic supporting cast to establish itself as FX's newest can't miss show and perhaps heir to "The Shield's" unclaimed title as the toughest show on TV.

Monday, March 15, 2010

'She's Out of My League' or been there, done that

I had a free movie ticket buring a hole in my pocket so I went and saw "She's Out of My League" this weekend.

Let's just say I didn't hate the movie, but I really didn't like it either. I think I laughed maybe two or three times. It is charming, but not at all what I was expecting.

In fact most of the time something bugged me. There were a lot of similarities between it and "Hot Tub Time Machine," which I loved. So in the best journalistic way possible I'm going to list the similarities and give a point to the movie which has the better one.

1. Four guy friends getting into trouble

  • "She's Out of My League" - The biggest star is that guy from "Knocked Up."
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" - John Cusack, 'nuff said.

Winner: "Hot Tub Time Machine"

2. "Hey, I got killed in 'Cloverfield!'

  • "She's Out of My League" - Mike Vogel dies when the monster destroys a bridge. T.J. Miller gets eaten (well, half of him does).
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" - Lizzy Caplin dies by exploding after getting bitten.

Winner: "Hot Tub Time Machine"

3. One of the friends gets on stage and performs '80s music.

  • "She's Out of My League" - T.J. Miller performs "Kiss on my List."
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" - Craig Robinson performs "Jessie's Girl."

Winner: "Hot Tub Time Machine" (Bonus points for "Let's Get It Started").

4. Male Nudity

  • "She's Out of My League" - Pastey white and skinny Jay Baruchel.
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" - Out of shape and hairy Rob Corddry.

Winner: Aren't we the losers here? Tie?

5. Tubby friend who seems to be the only one making any sense!

  • "She's Out of My League" - Nate Torrance (Who was in that awful "Get Smart" spinoff.)
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" - Clark Duke (Who was in that awful "Sex Drive.")

Winner: Clark Duke, because he didn't annoy me with those Capital One commericals. Plus, Stephanie loves "Greek" so he gets a bonus point.

6. Offensive humor.

  • "She's Out of My League" - One of the friends helps the lead character shave his privates.
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" - I can't even find the words to describe the most offensive part without getting graphic myself.

Winner: "Hot Tub Time Machine"

7. Screenplay

  • "She's Out of My League" - Sean Anders and John Morris.
  • "Hot Tub Time Machine" - Sean Anders, John Morris and Josh Heald.

Winn... hey! Look at that. Two of the same writers.

Problem solved.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Let's all get in the 'Hot Tub'

Stephanie and I got a chance to see the new comedy "Hot Tub Time Machine" at a press screening tonight.

And the adventure to get to the screening was just as entertaining as the movie. We received a wrong address for the theater, got lost trying to find the new theater (twice) and ended up seeing director Joel Schumacher ("A Time to Kill").

We'll save the entire story for the next show, but onto the movie... it's hilarious.

The movie follows four guys who are unhappy with their lives, they get transported to 1987 and have to figure out how to get back. The tweak of that plot is three of the characters were in that same exact place in 1987, so they have to relive their lives over. One of the guys wasn't born yet, but that also plays into the central plot of the movie.

I haven't laughed this much since seeing "The Hangover" in theaters. The movie is also VERY raunchy. If you're a prude, skip this movie at all costs.

There is nudity abound, including male nudity. There are parts of the movie that are graphic including a bathroom scene that was beyond gross (yet, still funny).

John Cusack might be the headlining star, but Rob Corddry and Craig Robinson steal the show. Corddry gets the most laughs, along with the raunchiest parts in the film. Hint: He's the male nudity part.

Robinson shines when his character gets on stage to perform the '80s classic "Jessie's Girl" and a song from the future "Let's Get it Started" by the Black Eye Peas. When it's released, I am going to run out and get the soundtrack.

The movie opens on March 26, check it out for sure.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Give the guy a break

OK, you might think this is the worst thing ever.

Alright it probably is.

But, give the guy a break after the year he's had.

Enjoy!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

'Look at all these rumors running me everyday'

Rumors of who is going to play Captain America, in the upcoming movie and many more including the big "Avengers" movie, have been going crazy for the past few weeks.

We talked about them on the show a couple of weeks ago.

Well, today they are heating up.

Dane Cook on his twitter page said he is auditioning.

OK, stop laughing. I'm serious.

Deadline Hollywood Daily is reporting that the top two contenders now are Mike Vogel ("Cloverfield") and Garrett Hedlund ("Tron Legacy").

Meanwhile Fox News is reporting that "The Office" star John Krasinski basically has the role already.

Rumors are just that, rumors.

One thing I do know for certain is that I trust Marvel. They didn't screw up with Robert Downey Jr. or Edward Norton. If they think Krasinski is the best person to play Steve Rogers then I trust them.

I just hope he can bulk up a bit. It's possible. Just look at Norton in "American History X." He is built like a tank in that movie and before was scrawier than Krazinski.

Vogel has the look down and seeing Hedlund in the new "Tron Legacy" trailer today, I could also see him working out.

Or... I'm available.

Monday, March 8, 2010

History made twice at Oscars

The big story to come out of the Academy Awards last night was the Best Director Oscar being awarded to a woman, Kathryn Bigelow, for the first time in the 82 year history of the awards.

That is a huge deal and especially cool considering that only three other women in history have been nominated for that award: Lina Wertmuller, Jane Campion and Sofia Coppola.

Also somewhat poetic that Barbara Streisand presented the award to Bigelow. In a controversial move in 1992, Streisand was shut out of the directing category for her film "The Prince of Tides."

Bigelow's film "The Hurt Locker" also took the Best Picture prize for which she also produced, so she got two Oscars last night.

While all of the attention was focused on Bigelow and being the first woman to win that award, history also was made in the Adapted Screenplay award.

Geoffrey Fletcher came out of nowhere to win the award for "Precious." Everyone had expected "Up in the Air" to take it. Fletcher himself probably thought "Up in the Air" was going to win.

With his win, Fletcher became the first African American to win an Academy Award for Screenwriting. Yes, it has never happened before. Shocking.

Well deserved in my opinion.

And even cooler was that "Precious" was Fletcher's first full length feature screenplay.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Academy Awards live coverage

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Last minute Oscar thoughts

Two things that are making me crazy right now.

First is that "Precious" won a lot of Independent Spirit Awards last night and now all sorts of different Web sites like Drudge Report and Roger Ebert are thinking this is a sign of some giant upset tomorrow. The main headline on the Drudge Report is "OSCAR UPSET? 'PRECIOUS' SWEEPS INDY AWARDS"

One GIANT problem with this way of thinking. You can't take it seriously because "The Hurt Locker" wasn't up for any of those awards. Due to being at some festivals in 2008, "The Hurt Locker" was at LAST year's Spirit Awards. "Precious" was the ONLY Academy Award Best Picture nominee nominated in that category.

"The Hurt Locker" WILL not be taken out of the equation tomorrow so that leaves "Precious" where it was two days ago... with a Best Supporting Actress award. And that's probably it.

Second is almost everyone calling "Avatar" the front runner. I mean, come on! Just winning a Golden Globe does not make a film the front runner. Winning a ton of critic's awards, a Producer's Guild, Writer's Guild and Director's Guild award does make a front runner.

Finally, here is my updated Best Picture ranked list. I tried my best to see "A Serious Man," but Netflix was not cooperating at all.

1. "The Hurt Locker"

2. "Up"

3. "District 9"

4. "Up in the Air"

5. "Avatar"

6. "The Blind Side"

7. "Inglorious Basterds"

8. "Precious"

9. "An Education"

Friday, March 5, 2010

Oscar roundtable special

Stephanie and I got together with the Inscaped behind the scenes guys, Tony and Emile, to create a special Academy Awards roundtable discussion.

Both Tony and Emile have extensive backgrounds in production and are great minds to talk about technical aspects of the films nominated for this year's Oscars.

First up, in part one is Best Picture and Best Director:



Next up is the Best Acting and Screenplay awards:



And finally, the categories that usually screw up everyone's Oscar guesses... the Technical categories. Luckily we break down what each one is, what they means and who are the frontrunners:

Thursday, March 4, 2010

I think I created a (wonderful) monster

My love of comics is well-known on this site. I love "Blackest Night" and everything Green Lantern. I used to love X-men until this "Nation X" crap recently.

I have shared my love of comics with Stephanie who is cool enough to enjoy them too. But, I also converted someone else. Someone who I had no idea would love them as much as I do.

My 9-year-old niece Zoe, who also might be the coolest 9-year-old kid ever. We get along famously and she is even a fan of watching "Inscaped" on TV. She even wrote us a letter to the editor when we slammed "Twilight," hey we can't please everyone...

One day I came across a kid's comic called "Tiny Titans" which is basically the Teen Titans as little kids.

And it rocks beyond words.

I bought Zoe six issues right off the bat and she devoured them in almost one sitting. The cool thing about the book is that there are an even amount of girl and boy superheroes. And the writing is easy enough for kids to understand.

So I started buying her the new issues as they were released. A couple of months ago I decided to get a subscription (to make it easier) and her first issue arrived in the mail yesterday.

As soon as she got it she was so excited. She blew through the issue (which was co-written by Geoff Johns and featured a kids friendly "Blackest Night" type story).

After a while she started drawing the characters herself.

I am a proud, comic-loving uncle right now.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Simply the best

I agonized over the headline for this post for about 10 minutes. I was talking to a student earlier today about headlines and how you have to kind of wow people but still inform them.

These words may not be the best written words to put into a headline, but then again many words can't really describe movie critic Roger Ebert.

Ebert has been in the news lately for the heartbreaking Esquire magazine article/photo and his appearance on Oprah yesterday. Yes, click the links to see what I'm talking about.

He lost his lower jaw and ability to speak because of thyroid cancer, but that hasn't stopped him from writing movie reviews, blogs and even tweets!

For everyone who says technology is bad, think about how it helps people in these situations.

Back to Roger, no matter what you think of his stance on movies (maybe he liked one you hated or vice versa) you could always count on the fact that they were well-written and well researched. The man knows what he is talking about.

He does have a Pulitzer prize after all.

So if you haven't already, click those links. Read the article, watch the photo and I dare you to not feel something.

I double dare you.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Inscaped goes to the theater

Over the weekend I got the chance to see the stage version of "The Color Purple" and it was fantastic. The show is based on the classic movie and stars Fantasia as Celie.

Since the original is not a musical and deals with some very serious subject matter, I was very curious about how the show would tackle some of the film's heavier scenes.

The number one difference between the musical and the film was in the level of comedy the stage show provided.

"The Color Purple" isn't known as a super funny movie so the little moments of comedy that the show delivered was a nice surprise.

Perhaps the most amazing part of the show was the cast. Felicia P. Fields reprised her Broadway role of Sofia, a part Oprah made famous, and Stu James portrayed Harpo, Sofia's husband.

The highlights of the show had to be Fields singing "Hell No" and Fantasia's standout performance of "I'm Here." Everyone knows Fantasia is a fantastic singer, but hearing her live is just spectacular.

Fantasia was also a surprisingly good actress. There was no question as to how her vocals would be but, her acting skills were very impressive.

"The Color Purple" has always been the kind of movie that inspires audience participation and the show was no different. It was common to here the crowd yelling out their reaction to the outrageous circumstances that the characters found themselves in.

There were several moments where direct lines from the film were used in pivotal scenes but at the same time the musical established a voice separate from the movie.

It was such a well put together, fantastically performed show, that anyone who is a fan of the film should definitely go see it.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Inscaped TV news


'Glee' club goes national
In what has to be the best story I've heard in a long time the "Glee" cast is going on a short national tour. I'm already on hold for my tickets.

The tour will feature all the young stars who play McKinley High's underdog glee club. It's a little disappointing that Matthew Morrison and Jane Lynch won't be participating but I can always hope for a surprise on stage appearance.

Now I just have to figure out how to trick Tim into the theater and make him sit through the show. For more information on dates and cities click here.


Moore 'As the World Turns'

Oscar nominated actress Julianne Moore is one of the tens of movie stars who got their start on soaps. Now Moore is returning to her former stomping grounds for a cameo on "As the World Turns."

Moore won a Daytime Emmy for playing Frannie and Sabrina Hughes. She will be reprising one or maybe both of those roles in a short walk on role. The Hughes family is a core family on "ATWT" so it's nice that she comes home as the show prepares to end.

So many former soap stars like to pretend that their past never happened, as a longtime soap fan I am extra supportive of those actors who wear their daytime pasts like a badge of honor.

West to be new 'Nikita's' Michael

"ER" star Shane West has been cast as Michael in The CW's new show "Nikita." As a huge fan of USA Network's "La Femme Nikita" I have a hard time imagining anyone beside Roy Dupuis as Michael. However, it really all depends on the chemistry between West and Maggie Q, who was been cast as Nikita.

The new Jim Rockford

After shelving its "Prime Suspect" remake due to casting issues NBC has found an actor for its other classic TV update. Dermot Mulroney has gotten the role of Jim Rockford in NBC's "Rockford Files" remake.

Mulroney who is known for the films "My Best Friend's Wedding" and "The Wedding Date" previous television credits include a short arc on "Friends."

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

You don't mess with the Spectre


A cool little feature on the new "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths" DVD is a short animated film about the Spirit of Vengeance, The Spectre.

The Spectre is a hot character currently, appearing in the "Blackest Night" event, so it makes great sense (and timing) to have a short about the character.

And at a run time of about 12 minutes, tells a great story and leaves you wanting more.

The short was written by "30 Days of Night" author Steve Niles and stars the voices of Gary Cole "Office Space" and Alyssa Milano "Charmed."

It follows Detective Jim Corrigan (who is the host of the Spectre) as he investigates the murder of a famous Hollywood producer. The best part of this short is the look of the credits, which is done in a very cool "Grindhouse" style. Doing that really sets a tone for the rest of the short.

Basically The Spectre finds the guilty parties and punishes them in horrific ways. Much like in the comics where he often has a kind of sick sense of humor when punishing people. When he "punished" Dr. Light he made him into a burning candle, the Black Hand's hand was rotted away (get it? Black Hand.)

There is even a nice little twist at the end. Yes, "Shutter Island" I'm looking at you.

I really hope that DC Entertainment and its new creative structure will continue to employ these short films before every big animated release. It is a great venue to tell the story of lesser known characters that might not be able to hold their own hour and a half film.

Maybe a Deadshot short? Or a Phantom Stranger?

How cool would a Booster Gold comedic/mystery short be?
I'll review the "Crisis on Two Earths" film once the Oscar project is out of the way. I have "Precious," "Up" and "A Serious Man" to still see.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Ranking the Best Picture nominees (so far)

Figured out that I've seen seven out of the 10 Best Picture nominees at the Academy Awards this year, so I decided to show my thought process and rank each one in order of the best to the rest.

Of course, the No. 1 position means I think it should win Best Picture. As I see the other three films the list will be updated.

1. "The Hurt Locker"

2. "District 9"

3. "Up in the Air"

4. "Avatar"

5. "The Blind Side"

6. "Inglorious Basterds"

7. "An Education"

Which means I still have to see "Up," "A Serious Man" and "Precious." After two days of bad movies: "Shutter Island" and "An Education" I'm going to have to wait a few days on catching "Precious" and "A Serious Man."

And keep "Up" to watch last because it's supposed to be fantastic.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Yes, we are that nerdy

Before filming today's episode of "Inscaped" Stephanie, Emile and I were discussing "Lost."

We are dead serious about our "Lost" talk. Like nerdy serious.

Emile started drawing a diagram of how the different time lines are working in the show. I got into the act and drew one, then Emile drew another one.

This makes my trying to explain the "Star Trek" alternate time lines look normal in comparison.

I will say that Emile's middle "infinity" diagram does make a lot of sense when you think about it...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

No more Adam Chandler


For soap fans yesterday was a sad day as David Canary of "All My Children" announced he was retiring from the show.
Canary has played Adam and Stuart Chandler for 27 years, winning five Daytime Emmys and 11 nominations.
It is believed that his retirement coincides with the show moving its production from New York to Los Angeles.
The tragedy in this is that Adam is such an integral part of the show that his absence will create a massive hole in the canvas. Adam is Pine Valley's ruthless businessman who has been responsible for some of the show's most heinous acts over the years.
Despite Adam's villainy, Canary was always able to bring a level of vulnerability and caring to the role. A lot of this came from his portrayal of Adam's sweet and compassionate twin Stuart.
Apparently he will be leaving town with one of his many exes (rumors say it will be Brooke who returns next week) and handing over Chandler Enterprises to his son JR.
As a longtime viewer of the show this news is devastating because coupled with the recent passing of daytime legends James Mitchell and Frances Reid, it is another blow to the already struggling soap opera industry.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Box Office Tuesday


Since we didn't do a show last week, Tim and I didn't have a chance to do our box office predictions. Had we done a show I would have predicted "Valentine's Day" to be No. 1. However, I would have never thought it would have made $66.8 million.

I know the film was tailor made for the holiday, but no one could have seen that coming. I guess all that star power paid off. It's no surprise that the studio already has a sequel in the works.

"Percy Jackson" was a surprising second place with $38.7 million. I suppose the counter programming to all the hearts and flowers is a family movie.

Right behind it in third was "The Wolfman" with $36.4 million. While that is a respectable opening, I think the studio was hoping for better. The reviews and word of mouth haven't been that strong so I don't know if this is going to be the blockbuster they were hoping for.

"Avatar" and "Dear John" rounded out the top five.

The success of "Valentine's Day" can obviously be attributed to the holiday falling during a four day weekend. It will be interesting to see if the movie can sustain its audience without any holidays helping it.
This week's big opening is "Shutter Island" so "Valentine's Day"could continue making money as an alternative to the Martin Scorsese/Leonardo DiCaprio thriller.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Olympics alternatives


With the start of the Olympics, TV watching becomes a little tricky. Not so much for me because I'm Olympics crazy. But, if you're the unpatriotic type like Tim you may need something else to watch.

I've checked around for a few shows and channels that are airing alternatives to the Olympics juggernaut.


FOX is still airing new episodes of most of its schedule including: "24," "American Idol," "Human Target" and the new show "Past Life." The network also had a new block last night of its Sunday animated programs.

"Lost" is only two episodes into its new season, so it's definitely airing new shows. ABC also has new "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice" this week.

In case you haven't had your fill of jungle back-stabbing or action-packed trips around the world, CBS just started new seasons of "Survivor" and "The Amazing Race."

Cable shows like "Big Love," "Damages," "Nip/Tuck" and "The Secret Life of a Call Girl" are still airing new episodes.

So there is definitely programming for people who aren't into skiing and figure skating, though I can't imagine why you aren't (I'm looking at you Tim.)

As far as I'm concerned all those shows are what DVRs were invented for, because right I'm all about the Olympics.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Wanna See It? Internet edition

*Inscaped had major, horrible technical issues yesterday and we were unable to film the new episode. Hopefully everything will be back on track for next week*

Only three new movies this week and since "Avatar" was dethroned last week, we won't have to worry about that anymore. One interesting thing is this week is the battle of three good, competent directors. Show should be an interesting weekend to say the least.


We'll start with the new romantic comedy "Valentine's Day" which has the biggest cast in a movie EVER. Seriously, just look at all the names on that poster... and that's not all of them.

The film is directed by the master of romantic comedies Garry Marshall ("Pretty Woman"). The film is not doing too well right now with only a 14 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Of those ratings only four are good, 26 bad.

This is a critic proof film though. Women are going to go out and see it and drag their significant others along.


"Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief" is the next film and has two big things going for it. First off is director Chris Columbus who not only directed the first two "Harry Potter" movies, but classics like "Home Alone" and "Mrs. Doubtfire."

The other thing is the amazing cast assembled. Never mind the teenage actors, look at the adult cast: Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Uma Thurman, Catherine Keener, Rosario Dawson, Steve Coogan, Kevin McKidd and Joe Pantoliano. That is a good solid cast.

The story follows teenagers who find out they are the children of Greek Gods, like Poseiden and Athena. And they have powers. And it's based on a series of children's books.

Right now it has a 48 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. It was in the 60s earlier yesterday, which is bad news.



*Universal wouldn't give us access to press materials so I had to whip something up*

And "The Wolfman" is last. Starring Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt and Mr. Smith himself Hugo Weaving. The story is what you think, guy gets bit by a werewolf and turns into one then all heck breaks loose.

Right now it has a 30 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, not very good. The film is directed by Joe Johnston who directed "Jurassic Park 3" and will direct the new "Capt. America" film. On paper between the material, the actors, writers (writers of "Seven" and "Road to Perdition") and director this has slam dunk written all over it. But, we'll see.

I'm going the safe route and saying "Valentine's Day" will be No. 1, but not by much.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Sequel casting news

A few casting notes came out this week about some highly anticipated sequels.
Penelope Cruz may play Jack Sparrow's new foil in "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides." The film allegedly revolves around the fountain of the youth.

"On Stranger Tides" is directed by Rob Marshall who worked with Cruz on her Oscar nominated performance in "Nine." The film will shoot in Hawaii in the summer and is scheduled to be released May 20, 2011.

Tim Robbins has been cast in the new "Green Lantern" movie. He will play Senator Hammond, who is the father of Peter Sarsgaard's Hector Hammond.
In the Green Lantern universe Hector Hammond's father is not a crucial character, so the film will obviously be creating a new story worthy of an actor like Robbins.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

'Fringe' is the best show I can't watch

As Tim previously mentioned I agreed to watch an episode of "Fringe" if he watched "American Idol." Since I'm a woman of my word, I sat down yesterday and watched "Fringe."

Let me first say that I have never doubted that it's a great show, I'm just unable to deal with the horrifically awesome ways people die on the show. Luckily Tim chose a not so scary episode.

The show was titled "The Bishop Revival" and revolved around a character who was using a mysterious chemical to kill people with specific genetic markers.

What I liked about it was the way it used the mystery to reveal deeper layers in the father-son relationship between Walter and Peter Bishop. They have a tumultuous past and though they have seemingly gotten past it, old resentments still linger below the surface.

I also need to take a moment and discuss how fantastic Joshua Jackson is as Peter. Like a lot of people my age I had a huge crush on him during "Dawson's Creek" so it makes me happy to see him still producing good work.

Overall I think I got the much better end of this deal, as I can honestly say that if the episode doesn't involve people exploding or liquefying I'll probably keep watching "Fringe."

Tim on the other hand has not become instantly hooked on "American Idol." However, there's always "The X-Factor," which premieres next year.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Never make entertainment wagers

Stephanie hates horror. Or anything scary for that matter.

So she has never seen one of my favorite shows "Fringe." Some of those episodes can be a little scary, even for a macho guy like me.

But, there are a few episodes out that aren't scary. And I figured Stephanie might enjoy some Walter Bishop craziness.

We struck up an entertainment deal. I would watch "American Idol" tonight and she would watch an episode of "Fringe" that I would pick out. A non-scary one of course.

I made a mistake.

I have seen bits and pieces of "American Idol" before, but never an entire episode.

And it was painful.

First off, all the hype that Ellen DeGeneres was starting as the new judge. Well, she got a few good lines in but it wasn't worth the hype.

Also, I could never be a music judge. Most of the people I thought were horrible, the judges thought were fantastic. And the people I thought were good, the judges hated.

Maybe I need to get my hearing checked.

Now I'm thinking I need to find the scariest episode of "Fringe" ever for having to sit through that.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Yikes, we were wrong

So the mighty "Avatar" was dethroned this weekend.

And by a Nicholas Sparks' adaptation no less. "Dear John" earned around $30 million, beating
"Avatar" by about $8 million.

So, yes, Stephanie and I were dead wrong. We didn't take the Super Bowl into account or star Channing Tatum's movie star pull.

A tad embarassing if you ask me.

At least we both knew that "From Paris with Love" would bomb (which it did with $8 million.)

On a side, great note, "The Princess and the Frog" passed $100 million. So, good news at least. It is/was the 32nd film 0f 2009 to do so. "Sherlock Holmes" passed $200 million domestically and $400 million worldwide.

Maybe we'll pass on box office predictions this week...

Friday, February 5, 2010

New episode up... and some Oscar numbers



As talked about during the show, here are some numbers on the amount of wins in the big categories from all awards handed out this season (as of today).

Best Picture:
"The Hurt Locker" - 15
"Up in the Air" - 10
"Inglorious Basterds" - 3
"Avatar" - 2
"Precious" - 1

Best Director:
Bigelow - 21
Tarantino - 2
Reitman - 2
Cameron - 1
Daniels - 1

Best Actor:
Clooney - 12
Bridges - 6
Renner - 6
Firth - 5
Freeman - 2

Best Actress:
Mulligan - 10
Streep - 9
Bullock - 3
Sidibe - 3
Mirren - 0

Supporting Actor:
Waltz -28
Harrelson - 1
Everyone else - 0

Supporting Actress:
Monique - 25
Kendrick - 4
Farmiga - 1
Everyone else - 0

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Wanna See It?


Since we will have a jam packed show this week and it's a pretty slow week at theaters, we're doing a special online Wanna See It?
Let's start with "Dear John," a romantic drama based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. If you're not familiar, he wrote "The Notebook."
This film stars Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried as the star crossed lovers who meet and fall in love over a two week period and then must deal with a year long separation because Tatum must finish serving his tour of duty.

The movie is currently rated on Rotten Tomatoes at 36 percent and doesn't appear to have the same magnetic draw as films like "The Notebook" and "A Walk to Remember."

This could be due in part to an apparent lack of chemistry between Tatum and Seyfried. I really don't expect "Dear John" to do big business. Feel free to enjoy it on DVD in two weeks.

The other big release of the week is "From Paris With Love" starring John Travolta and "The Tudors" Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.

This is your basic buddy action movie, with Travolta playing the wild and crazy partner and Rhys-Meyers as the straight laced down to earth guy.

I'm pretty sure I've seen this film about a million times already, so I'm not expecting anything new from this one. However, it is directed by Pierre Morel, who did "Taken" and co-written by Luc Besson, who is responsible for "The Transporter" films and "The Fifth Element."

This pedigree does give the film some extra weight, but clips don't make me hopeful for anything above average.

So it appears that "Avatar" is safe for another week, however, "Shutter Island," "The Wolfman" and "Alice in Wonderland" loom large in the distance.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

You never know when you'll need a used cement mixer


Over the weekend, as I ran my usual Saturday errands, I was surprised to see a sign advertising one of my guilty pleasure shows, "Clean House."
"Clean House" is a show on the Style Network that features people with ridiculously cluttered and messy homes receiving professional help to clean and organize their lives.

What makes the show great is it's host, Nicey Nash. She is a comedienne who is also known for her work on "Reno 911."

On "Clean House" she spends a lot of her time arguing with homeowners about what they can keep and what they should throw away. Every episode results in a yard sale of the homeowners best items to help pay for the makeover.

Well imagine my surprise when one of these yard sales took place in my neighborhood. As I walked around the building sorting through someone else's junk I wondered why someone would keep a cement mixer all these years but decided I couldn't judge.

I ended haggling with a show assistant on the price of some children's games. He wanted five dollars, I wanted three, guess who won.

It was kind of cool to go behind the scenes to see how they shoot the show and put together the yard sales. I'm not sure when the episode will be on but I can't wait to hear the backstory on the cement mixer.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Set phasers to FAIL


So the Academy Award nominees were announced and as we all feared "Star Trek" was left out of the Best Picture race.

Knew it was coming, but it didn't make it any easier. I knew a movie like "Invictus" or "A Single Man" would probably bump it.

What makes me so mad is that "The Blind Side" of all movies made the cut, essentially bumping the more deserving "Star Trek" out.

"Star Trek" did get four technical nominations, but that's not really saying anything. Even "Norbit" has an Academy Award technical nomination.

Stephanie and I will be discussing the nominations further on this Friday's show.

We are also planning a big Oscars round table video or set of videos coming up. We are going to bring our producer/director Emile and logo designer/technical adviser Tony in front of the camera and break down categories and have a lively discussion.

Tony and I had a great discussion about visual effects in movies when it comes to awards, so it should be great.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Oscar predictions

With the announcement of the Academy Award nominations less than 24 hours away it is time for Tim and I to reveal our Oscar predictions.

Stephanie:

Best Picture: Since the top five are predictable at this point, I will stick with what I think the other five will be. "Up," "Star Trek," "District 9," "An Education" and my dark horse "The Hangover."

Best Actor: Jeff Bridges, George Clooney, Colin Firth, Jeremy Renner and Morgan Freeman. No surprises here Jeff Bridges has been on a roll.

Best Actress: Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep ("Julie & Julia"), Gabourey Sidibe, Helen Mirren and Carey Mulligan. Again no surprises as the acting categories have been the same at most of the big awards.

Best Director: James Cameron, Kathryn Bigelow, Jason Reitman, Quentin Tarantino and another dark horse Neil Blomkamp. While Lee Daniels has done his best work on "Precious" his previously lackluster resume will be a disadvantage.

Supporting Actor/Actress: While Tim thinks there could be some surprises, I think MoNique and Christoph Waltz have these categories locked up, so it doesn't matter who else is nominated.

Surprises: There are a few underdogs who can sneak in including Emily Blunt for Best Actress which would bump Gabby Sidibe out of the running. I'm also hoping to see Sigourney Weaver in the Supporting Actress category.


Finally, after last year's Best Original Song debacle I hope the Academy nominates some really worthy candidates so we can enjoy good musical performances. Likely choices include, "I See You" from "Avatar," anything from "The Princess and the Frog" and "I Want to Come Home" from "Everybody's Fine" performed by Paul McCartney. You know the Academy can't pass that up.

So now all that's left to do is to wait and see how completely wrong I am.

Tim here. Well, below this.

Leave it to Stephanie to take the words right out of my mouth. Her choices in acting directly mirror mine.

And how I would love to Blomkamp to be nominated. No offense to Daniels, but no one else could have directed "District 9."

I also agree with her that the top five are already locked in: "Avatar," "Up in the Air," "The Hurt Locker," "Inglorious Basterds" and "Precious." And I would love, love for her other nominees to get the nod tomorrow morning. But, I am more of a realist (today). "District 9" and "Star Trek" have great shots, but "The Hangover" doesn't. Look for a film like "A Serious Man" or "A Single Man" to get that spot.

Surprises (I would love to see): Sharlto Copley for Best Actor (For being his first movie? Holy crap.) Not only was it an amazing performance, but talk about character range. At first you were laughing at the character, then hating him, then feeling compassion for him and then rooting for him. And then take into consideration that a lot of his performance was improved.

Anthony Mackie for Supporting for "The Hurt Locker." Another out of nowhere performance. Renner might get the spotlight in the film, but Mackie deserves some of it. Too bad it's an unwinable year in Supporting Actor.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

When it rains, it pours (in a good way)

In an awesome update to my "Castle" post the other day, ABC announced that they have ordered two extra episodes of the show bringing its total from 22 to 24.

Normally a full season is 24 episodes, so this is a good sign.

It's also a good sign because the next possible step is to renew it.

Now, ABC could pull a fast one and renew it any day now. Or, more likely, wait until the summer or even later to announce if it's coming back.

But, with them just cancelling "Ugly Betty," the odds are looking better every day

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

'American Idol' so far


Last night "American Idol" aired its audition episodes from Los Angeles and the lackluster talent sparks the question of whether "Idol" has finally peaked.

Traditionally LA and New York provide an abundance of talent because of their entertainment heavy communities. However, like many of the other cities this season LA was a disappointment.

Los Angeles only yielded 24 golden tickets out of 11,000 applicants. Previous cities Chicago and Orlando also provided a dismal number of trips to Hollywood. So, has "American Idol" finally run out of undiscovered talent or are the truly talented choosing to skip the reality show route.

Let's be honest, the majority of those who make it to Hollywood week will be cut within the first two days. That leaves about 50 singers who have something special and out of those 50 only 24 get to sing live on national television and only 12 will get to the coveted finals.

With odds that slim I understand why some singers might decide to go it on their own. There's no denying that "Idol" will give many of these competitors the biggest break they've ever had, but, it's still quite a longshot.

Tonight the show is in Dallas with Neil Patrick Harris and Joe Jonas as guest judges. Of course I can't wait to see NPH, but I'm still waiting to feel any sort excitement for this season.

For me the competition doesn't really start until Hollywood week, however, the audition shows have given me very few acts to root for. I suppose the only thing that's keeping me interested is the anticipation of Ellen DeGeneres's appearance during the Hollywood rounds.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Checkmate!

By now, everyone knows I'm a little geeky when it comes to entertainment. And one of my geekier habits is my love to box office and television rating numbers.

And yes, I am aware of the joke that all journalists hate math. I 100 percent agree with that statement.

Lately I've been off with box office numbers because I am more than annoyed with "Avatar" fever. Much like fair weather fans in sports, I am sick of "Avatar" fans. Side note: When I found out "The Hurt Locker" won Best Picture at the PGAs over "Avatar" I jumped up and clapped.

Anywho...

Another known fact is how much we here at Inscaped love, LOVE "Castle." And I have been borderline obsessing over the television ratings for the show.

The great news is that with every passing week the ratings are going up! Most shows go down (cough"Heroes"cough).

A great site for ratings is TVbythenumbers.com and I check it out every day. So I was super jazzed when I came across this article today:

http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/01/26/tv-ratings-fox-wins-night-castle-sees-highs-chuck-steady/40154

Yes, "CSI: Miami" was a repeat and some of the viewers might have switched over. It's not like they're going to watch Leno. But, numbers are numbers. And ABC needs hits. "Desperate Housewives" is down, "Brothers and Sisters" is down. "V" and "Flash Forward" not doing so great.

ABC needs a show that they can flaunt to advertisers and say "Look at these ratings! They climb every week." Add to that the fact that ABC makes "Castle" gives it even more of a reason to keep around. Sometimes networks make shows and other networks air those same shows.

Oh, looky looky. Just as I was typing this I came across a happy press release from ABC: http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/01/26/at-10pm-abc%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9ccastle%e2%80%9d-hits-series-highs-in-key-adult-and-men-demos/40219

Booyah.

Friday, January 22, 2010

The shows you should be watching, but aren't

I watch a lot of TV and when I say a lot I mean way more than the average viewer. Granted most of it is work related, but some of it I'm just addicted to.

Not all of these shows are unknown, some of them you may have heard of and some you may not, but what they all have in common is that they're great shows that more people should be watching.

"Leverage"-A fantastic TNT show about a group of con artists and thieves who use their various to skills to help others. They usually tackle some rich criminal or corporation who's too big for the justice system.

Why you should watch: The amazing chemistry between the cast, who work together like an ensemble who've been doing this for years. Every character feels authentic, which is a testament to great acting and solid writing, both of which are hard to find in today's TV climate.

"Community"-The quirky comedy about the goings-on at a ridiculous community college.

Why you should watch: Two words, Joel McHale. I mean really, who doesn't love Joel McHale? He brings all the snarky goodness of "The Soup" to his role of disgraced lawyer Jeff Winger. The show also features a hilarious supporting cast, who play some of the most disturbing yet entertaining characters on TV. Also the only thing still funny on NBC Thursday nights.

"Legend of the Seeker"-A syndicated fantasy action show that follows the adventures of Richard Rahl as he fights against evil in his home kingdom. The show is based on Terry Goodkind's "The Sword of Truth" novels and is rich with sword fights and magic.

Why you should watch: It's a fun way to spend an hour. With it's beautiful background and touching love story between Richard and Kahlan, the show will remind viewers of the classic syndicated days of "Hercules" and "Xena." It's also slightly cheesy and knows it.
"Demons"-A British scifi show that takes the legend of Van Helsing and turns it on its ear. The show follows Van Helsing's great-grandson Luke as he fights all sort of monsters and creatures while trying to have a semblance of a normal 18 year old existence.
Why you should watch: This is British TV star Phillip Glenister's third hit in a row and its clear from the first moment he's on screen why he's so popular. Here he plays Luke's godfather and mentor Rupert Galvin and again he uses the perfect mix of charm and intimidation to lure the audience in. The show airs on BBC America on Saturday nights.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Karma perhaps?

Entertainment Weekly is reporting that celebrity-for-no-reason Heidi Montag-Pratt's debut CD not only flopped, but flopped HARD.

It sold an amazing 650 copies (downloads, it was a digital only CD)!

I bet her equally fame starved husband probably bought a majority of them.

And those sales weren't even enough to break the Billboard top 200.

Is it also hilarious that her CD is titled "Superficial?" That's like me naming my CD "Nerdy!"

And to further punish you, here's a single:

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Nerdy... and awesome

I love the Web site Woot.com. They sell a unique item every day. Most days it's just one item, sometimes they sell dual packs and some days they sell a ton of products in 24 hours.

They also have a shirt site, shirts.woot.com. What the site does is holds weekly contests with different themes. Then people submit designs under that specific theme and then visitors to the site vote for the best. The top vote getters are then sold on the site.

I have purchased three shirts on Woot. Two of them have been worn on the show; the red "Apathy Coalition" one and the Halloween "scare badges." shirt.

A couple of weeks ago I saw they had an interesting offer. It was a random shirt for $6.66. I had no clue what I was getting, just a random shirt they would grab and throw into a box. But, for that price and no shipping, I couldn't pass it up.

Recently, I got the package and here's the design, which I love:

At first I didn't get it. My niece didn't get it either. It wasn't until my brother (who has a 2-year old son) figured it out in a split second.

Just think of the children's show "Blue's Clues" and you'll get it. Unfortunately I can't wear it on the show because of the green in the dead guy's sweater. It's a no go with the green screen we use.

Still. Nerdy and awesome.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I may burst into song


In what is quite possibly the best news I've heard in a very long time, Michael Ausiello at Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Neil Patrick Harris is about to sign a deal for a guest spot on the upcoming Joss Whedon directed episode of "Glee."

That is simply a dream come true for a nerd like me. My love of NPH is no secret, so the idea of him re-teaming with Whedon for an episode of "Glee" gives me chills.

As excited as I may be, I am also cautiously optimistic because CBS still has to approve the deal. But, can you imagine how awesome it will be to have NPH, Whedon and the "Glee" cast all working together.

If you listen closely you can hear my screams of joy, you can also hear Tim rolling his eyes in disgust.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Golden Globes wrapup

So "The Golden Globes" show has come and gone and, of course, no real surprises.

As far as results, Stephanie got 11 right and I got 12 right. Out of 20. So we both technically failed.

Here's what Stephanie had to say about the show:

Ricky Gervais was funny but not as funny as I was expecting. It seemed like he was holding back a little bit. The Mel Gibson line was hilarious and the shameless plugs were great, but I still wanted more.

The best speeches of the night were Mo'Nique who was very gracious and Robert Downey Jr. who was hysterical.

For the most part none of the winners surprised me or made me feel genuinely happy until "Glee" won. I was also really excited for Robert Downey Jr. because he deserves to get a little recognition for the last couple of years he's had.

Overall the show didn't have the usual fun atmosphere that we've come to expect from the Globes. I don't know if this is because of what's happening in Haiti, which is far more important than any award show, or because the Golden Globes have become less important as more award shows pop up on the calendar.


I'd have to agree with her on almost every point. I don't agree with the Mo'nique speech. Both Mo'nique and Christoph Waltz knew they were going to win, they've won almost every freaking award coming up to this. I also loved Mo'nique's speech at the Critics Choice Awards where she said Lee Daniels was the best director out there. Yeah, 'cause she's worked with some of the greats like Jessy Terrero and Don Michael Paul.

Google it people.

Funny note. Mo'nique was in Daniel's other film "Shadowboxer" and she played a character named... Precious.

On a separate note, you think NBC was bashed enough last night? Jeez. It was a bloodbath.

Friday, January 15, 2010

New episode up... and an editor's note



We ran out of time during the show to talk about our Worst TV of the Year.

Tim - "House"
Stephanie - "The Office"

In a cruel twist of fate, last year during our Best of 2008 Awards, I named "House" as the best and Stephanie named "The Office" as her best.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Golden Globes predictions

Predictions only represent what we think will win, not what we're rooting for because obviously we have no rooting interest in "30 Rock."

Movies
Best Picture Drama- Stephanie: “Avatar” Tim: "Up in the Air"
Best Actress Drama- Stephanie: Carey Mulligan Tim: Sandra Bullock
Best Actor Drama- Stephanie: George Clooney Tim: Same
Best Picture Comedy- Stephanie: “The Hangover” Tim: Same
Best Actress Comedy- Stephanie: Meryl Streep-“Julie & Julia” Tim: Same (maybe not same movie)
Best Actor Comedy- Stephanie: Robert Downey Jr. Tim: Matt Damon
Best Supporting Actress- Stephanie: MoNique Tim: Same
Best Supporting Actor- Stephanie: Christoph Waltz Tim: Same
Best Animated Film- Stephanie: “Up” Tim: Same
Best Director- Stephanie: James Cameron Tim: Bigelow
Best Screenplay- Stephanie: Quentin Tarantino Tim: Jason Reitman

TV
Best TV Drama- Stephanie: “True Blood” Tim: "Mad Men"
Best Actress TV Drama- Stephanie: Glenn Close Tim: Juliana Marg.
Best Actor TV Drama- Stephanie: Jon Hamm Tim: Hugh Laurie
Best TV Comedy- Stephanie: “Glee” Tim: Same
Best Actress TV Comedy- Stephanie: Tina Fey Tim: Same
Best Actor TV Comedy- Stephanie: Alec Baldwin Tim: Same
Best Supporting Actress TV- Stephanie: Jane Lynch Tim: Same
Best Supporting Actor TV- Stephanie: John Lithgow Tim: Same

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

NBC - 'Never Been Cheaper'

So now that Leno is out of primetime, NBC announced some of its "new" shows starting soon...

Funny stuff.

A remake of "The Rockford Files."

A remake of "Prime Suspect." Cue Stephanie getting pissed.

A new undercover spy show from JJ Abrams.

A new legal drama from David E. Kelley.

A relationship reality show from Jerry Seinfeld.

And maybe another "Law and Order" in the works... possibly Los Angeles. Abbreviate the city and take away "and Order." Got it?

No wonder "Heroes" creator and showrunner Tim Kring still has a job. No one at NBC likes new, creative ideas.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

While I was working...

I never thought about being isolated until yesterday when I got off of work at 7 p.m. and was sitting at my computer at home reading through a bunch of breaking entertainment news.

And then today, a good half hour.

This isn't even counting the Leno and "American Idol" news Stephanie was blogging about yesterday.

I decided to do a quick run through of all the news that broke while I was at work for the past few days:

1. "Spiderman 4" no more. Yesterday it was reported by many sources that Sony was going to reboot the "Spiderman" films to Peter Parker back in high school because of creative differences with "Spiderman 4." So, no more Sam Raimi, Tobey Maguire or whoever. If this saves us from Anne Hathaway as Vulturess, then whatever is fine with me. Whoever wrote the script and stood by the script deserves not to have a job then.

2. The Writer's Guild of America announced its nominees and "Star Trek" is nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay. First the Producer's Guild, now this! Those Oscars chances are really starting to improve now. Also got a nomination for the National Editors awards.

3. Stuart Townsend off "Thor" due to creative differences. I love when people have "creative differences" with pre-existing characters that have been around for decades.

4. DC Comics announced a new weekly series set to debut after "Blackest Night" called "Brightest Day." And the image with the press release looks a lot like a White Lantern ring to me! Spoiler alert maybe?

5. Deadline.com has a great story about Conan O'Brien fighting back against NBC, great read: http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/conan-obrien-resigning-tonight-show/

6. Peter Sarsgaard apparently is getting paid really well to go back on his word. Movieline is reporting that he's up for the secondary villain role in "Green Lantern" as Hector Hammond.
http://www.movieline.com/2010/01/peter-sarsgaard-walks-back-no-comic-book-villains-pledge-for-green-lantern.php Great casting though, makes up for Blake Lively as Carol.

7. Armond White vs. Keith Olbermann? Guess which side I'm on.
http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2010/01/white_vs_olberm.php

Whew, OK, enough Internet for now. Back to normal life for a while.

Monday, January 11, 2010

'Idol's' loss is 'X-Factor's' gain

At a Television Critic's Association press conference today FOX announced that Simon Cowell would be leaving "American Idol" at the end of the ninth season to bring "The X-Factor" to the States.

For the uninitiated "The X-Factor" is a singing competition in the style "Idol" except that the contestants are split into four categories, boys, girls, over 25s and groups, and mentored by the judges.

The show is a huge hit in the UK and its biggest star discovery so far is Leona Lewis. The format also allows the competitors to perform with stage effects and backup dancers, giving the audience more of a production.

Like its predecessor "Pop Idol," "American Idol" is beginning to feel a bit predictable and staged, so transitioning to "The X-Factor" like they did in England seems the next natural step.

I'm a huge fan of "American Idol" and can't wait for its premiere tomorrow night, but I love "X-Factor" and the news that it will finally be in America is thrilling.

I also don't think "Idol" can survive without Simon. Oh sure people will still watch but there will be a giant hole in the show because Simon is irreplaceable.

NBC's Leno-Conan conundrum

So NBC is planning to take Leno off of 10 p.m. and move him to 11:35 p.m. for a half hour and then start Conan at 12:05 a.m. and Jimmy Fallon at 1:05 a.m.

Wow, there are so many things wrong with that plan I almost don't know where to begin.

How about we start with the fact that Leno isn't funny. That's right I said it, he's not funny. Everyone seems to be looking for reasons why the show failed. Well let me tell you, it's because it's a bad show.

The jokes aren't funny, the sketches are lame and Leno is a terrible interviewer. The only reason his ratings were strong in the past is because NBC had a better primetime lineup and he always booked big name guests.

Now that the shine has come off of NBC it has exposed Leno's show for the subpar program it has always been.

Once you take Leno out of the equation you need to address the Conan side of this. If I were Conan I would already have FOX or ABC or even HBO on the phone. NBC has treated him terribly during this entire situation starting with the fact that they never really seemed to want to give him "The Tonight Show" to begin with. Maybe they should have just paid him off back then and left their late-night lineup alone.

However, they give him "The Tonight Show," he packs up his family and moves them to California only to have NBC say "oh by the way we're giving Jay a nightly show at 10 and you're still not No. 1."

That's ridiculous.

And now they're still coddling Jay at Conan's expense by shuffling the decks yet again. It's like NBC has a checklist of ways to mess up this situation and they're checking them off one at a time.

Make bad scheduling decisions, check. Treat talent terribly, check. Do everything publicly in an awkward manner, check.

The other casualty of this ridiculousness is Jimmy Fallon, whose show is starting to find its rhythm and has gotten consistently better since its premiere. How will his ratings hold against the increasingly popular Craig Ferguson and established Jimmy Kimmel.

At this point NBC should let Leno go off and enjoy retirement and try to salvage their relationship with Conan because he is the future of their late-night brand, and it's time they started acting like it.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

New episode up... and more top movies



The other day I posted my list of films from No. 11 on. When you watch the above video you'll see the top five.

So, here is the rest of the top ten (along with the rating:)

6. "Away We Go:" A-
7. "The Hangover:" A-
8. "Fantastic Mr. Fox:" A-
9. "Monsters Vs. Aliens:" A-
10. "Sherlock Holmes:" A-

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Not the worst, not yet the best

Filmed our "Best of 2009" show today where we listed our top five movies of the year along with the worst movie of the year.

I don't want to spoil the results, but did want to spend a little time to talk about the films that happen to fall in the middle. Not in the top ten, but also not the worst films of the year.

In light of me being a big nerd, it is not a surprise that I keep meticulous records of the movies I see. And Yahoo movies helps a lot with that by having a system in place to rate and rank movies.

The top five will be seen in the next episode tomorrow, the rest of the top ten in a blog after that.

So, here are all the movies I've seen this year that just missed the top ten and the crushing defeat of last place (With the grade ranking):

11. "Observe and Report:" A-
12. "Public Enemies:" B+
13. "Avatar:" B+
14. "Sunshine Cleaning:" B+
15. "State of Play:" B+
16. "The Proposal:" B+
17. "Capitalism:" B
18. "The Blind Side:" B
19. "Green Lantern: First Flight:" (Straight to DVD) B
20. "Gamer:" B
21. "I Love You, Man:" B
22. "The Girlfriend Experience:" B
23: "The Men Who Stare At Goats:" B-
24. "Ninja Assassin:" B-
25. "Surrogates:" B-
26. "The Informant!:" B-
27. "Inglorious Basterds:" B-
28. "Watchmen:" B-
29. "Night at the Museum 2:" B-
30. "Wolverine:" C+
31. "Friday the 13th:" C+
32. "Superman/Batman: Public Enemies:" C+
33. "The Box:" D

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

No new 'Spider-Man'

A few shows back we talked about how filmmakers wanted John Malkovich to play Vulture and Anne Hathaway to play a new character called Vulturess in "Spider-Man 4." The studio didn't like that, they wanted Hathaway to be Black Cat.

Well now the two sides have reached an impasse and production on the film has been halted.

Honestly I don't think we need another Spider-Man movie. The third one was not very good and it's beginning to feel redundant. However, I am impressed to see a studio interested in using already established characters instead creating new ones just for the sake of it.

Perhaps the filmmakers should take another look at their plans and decide what's best for the movie and the franchise as a whole.

The big consequence of this is that now there's a big hole in the schedule for May 2011. It will be interesting to see what film steps up first to fill it.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Good day for scifi

The Producers Guild Award nominations were announced today and nerds apparently rule!

Three out of the 10 nominees are science fictions films ("Star Trek," "District 9" and "Avatar") plus an animated film ("Up".)

And if I want to be a smart arse, a fantasy film "Inglorious Basterds."

This is big, big news. Not only does it validate science fiction as a true art form in way, but it also paves the way for a few, if not all of these films to grab a nomination come Oscar time.

Imagine everyone's shock on nomination morning if the words "Star Trek" and "Best Picture" are spoken together?

I'd die a happy man that morning.

The other films nominated are:

"An Education" - No interest in seeing.
"Invictus" - My father loved it, I can wait for DVD.
"The Hurt Locker" - Out on DVD next week and is waiting in my Netflix queue.
"Precious" - Want to see, but don't want to sit through. Seems like a hard one to watch.
"Up in the Air" - Saw it a few days ago, check out the next episode for my thoughts.

That also means I've seen five of those films nominated, which is a good percentage for me come awards time.

I can also say, that keeping in mind my absence of seeing "The Hurt Locker," that one of these films is my favorite movie of the year and two others could be in my top five list.

Also check out the next episode of "Inscaped" for more in depth coverage of this, as well as the first part of our Best/Worst of 2009 show. We are splitting the show into two weeks, first up is movies!