This week on "American Idol" it was movie week, which meant viewers were treated to a crap load of Bryan Adams, Lionel Richie and a mind boggling rendition of "Born to be Wild" by Adam Lambert.
Why can no one else see what a giant emo d-bag Lambert is? I feel like Will Ferrell in "Zoolander," "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills."
After the craptastic performance show, the results show continued the trend with an unbelievably awful group version of "Maniac" from "Flashdance."
Oh, by the way Quentin Tarantino was smack in the middle of all this as this week's mentor.
So after a ridiculous Miley Cyrus performance, the bottom two was revealed to be Matt and Lil.
While both are talented singers, they have each struggled to find their niche in the competition. Matt turned out to be the chosen one, but of course he could sing for his life, which he did.
The judges decided to save him, which means that two will be eliminated next week during, wait for it, disco week.
That's right disco week, god only knows what Adam Lambert will do.
What all this means is that "Idol" has fallen victim to the weird curse that has been placed on my television, where everything I once loved dissolves into, you guessed it, crap.
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