Monday, June 18, 2007

Doctor Johnson, Stale Jokes Calling!

If you ever needed inspiration to read more, just turn on the television. It will kill your love for our culture. You can't watch TV for more then an hour without seeing a show or commercial that insults your intellegence. But the mindless banter of overacting MTV excrement called shows is only one side of horrible TV.

There's also a show called "Scrubs", the acclaimed show about doctors trying to find there place. One of my friends is addicted to the show, so i had to see a few episodes. And that's when i realized that even horrible shows can past for the best on TV these days.

Watch one episode of Scrubs and this is what you'll see: dialouge written by people who have no idea how realistic conversations go, characters that haven't been developed in years, and a mediphorical dream sequence every 30 seconds.

Wasn't "Family Guy" deemed a bad show by most critics for their random mediphorical scenes? Why is it Zach Braff (J.D.) gets to play dress up every episode depending on how the writing twist and turns in the form of a plot, yet "Family Guy" has been dodging critics?

The worst part is that, if you watch a second episode of "Scrubs", you'll see the same devices, used the same was,by the same characters who think and act the same way. Some people only watch the show for Zach Braff. "Garden State" fans will practically devour any crap he's in, and trust me, he's only in crap. He's a male Cameron Diaz.

I'm sorry, but anyone who goes on Saturday Night live and writes SEVERAL sketches based around his one popular movie... well, he needs to disappear. Maybe go back to Jersey, take some acting/screenwriting lessons, find som dignity and try to contribute a decent show to us.

"Scrubs" is stale, boring, and a putrid wasteland of mindless PG-13 jokes that a 13-year-old would call stupid.

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